A song just for DNN Connect 2018 in Limerick, Ireland (written entirely in limerick, of course) Lyrics: There once was a DNN Yeti Who wrote software like Mario Andretti He’d refactor all night ‘Till his functions were tight So his code never looked like spaghetti Now that Yeti got et by a Bolter A big fish with a face so revolter But the Yeti was smart Ate the dumb bastard’s heart Then climbed out through a hole in its shoulter